Office Politics

Take the office back, one floor at a time. Office Politics is a playful 3D beat ’em up about surviving the workday with coffee, paperwork, and a very direct approach to conflict resolution. Fight through five office meetings, from the cubicle floor to the Boardroom. Every new encounter arrives as a mandatory calendar invitation. Join the meeting, dodge the office nonsense, and fight your way up the org chart. HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT - The Reply-All Committee piles on through the cubicle maze. Use the turns to split the group. - Human Resources brings a devastating Trust Fall. Step aside, then retaliate. - The VP of Synergy launches staples across Conference Room B. Peek around the tables and close in while he reloads. - The CEO fires golf balls from a golden club. Sidestep the drive and close in during the follow-through. - The five-member Board encircles you, rushes in, and retreats for another Hostile Takeover. COFFEE COUNTS AS FEEDBACK Move with your left thumb and let the large attack button handle the nearest opponent. Throw coffee mugs for ranged damage and refill at each room's coffee station. Land hits to charge TPS REPORTS, then unleash a burst of weaponized paperwork. Easy-to-learn controls keep the focus on the office absurdity. MAKE IT A BETTER RUN Earn up to three stars from each successful attempt: clear the meeting, win without taking a hit, and win without throwing coffee. TPS Reports is still fair game. Aim for fifteen stars across all five meetings in one run, compare your total with your last run and personal best, or head to practice for a rematch. Stars from separate attempts do not combine into a perfect meeting. SEND A MEMO Turn another unnecessary meeting into a joke worth sharing. In Meeting Transcript, choose an illustrated office character, pick your employee's action, and use preset jokes or write your own lines. In Boss Creator, name your boss and invent their special move and weakness. Save your creation as an image or share it through your iPhone's share sheet. The cast is prebuilt and available offline. No online image generation or account is needed. Made for quick sessions on iPhone, with chunky characters, crisp coffee-mug clinks, satisfying impacts, and an original office-percussion soundtrack. The launch version includes all five meetings, practice, and both memo creators, with no ads, in-app purchases, subscriptions, or accounts. You can play and create memos offline; sharing through other apps may use their internet connection.