Trash Talk Solitaire

Finally, a card game that judges you. Trash Talk Solitaire is classic Klondike solitaire with a twist: a dry British butler who observes your every move with thinly veiled disappointment. Your best hands get a proper celebration, too. Features: • Classic Klondike solitaire gameplay, starting on Easy for new players • Contextual butler commentary selected on your device • Dry British butler voice: dignified, disapproving, devastating • A victory screen that celebrates your results, personal bests, winning streaks, and achievements • Global top-three fastest players and top money winners after a win, with links to each top ten • Your three fastest personal games after a win, with the full top five in Records • An optional player name for your personal records, saved on your device • Optional Game Center leaderboards for the fastest unassisted wins • Separate fastest-time rankings for all 12 combinations of difficulty, draw mode, and scoring • A net Vegas bankroll leaderboard across all Vegas rules, including hands with hints or undo • Satisfying card sounds and haptic feedback • Tap a card to make a sensible move, or drag to choose its destination • Large, bold card ranks and classic illustrated face cards • Strategy hints with clear numbered markers for the moving cards and destination • Guidance for stalled hands, with the choice to keep playing or explicitly end the hand • Separate assisted and unassisted personal records • Draw 1 or Draw 3, three deal difficulties, and optional Vegas scoring • Place the draw pile and face-up cards in any corner of the table • Your deck position is remembered, and changing it keeps your current hand • Large, labeled Undo and Hint buttons, plus a simple Menu for game options and records • Reliable undo for moves and stock draws • Auto-complete for the final cleanup • Bright green felt and patterned blue card backs Sample Commentary: • "An ace placed correctly. Shall I fetch a medal?" • "A hidden card reveals itself. The suspense was... manageable." • "A sensible move. How refreshingly out of character." Play offline and keep your personal records without an account. Connect to Game Center when you want to compare results worldwide using your Apple nickname. Fastest-time rankings include wins completed without hints or undo. Money rankings track new Vegas hands started while connected on this device: a win adds $208, and an ended or abandoned hand subtracts $52. Existing personal bankroll history is not imported, and balances from multiple devices are not combined. No ads. No in-app purchases. Vegas scoring uses imaginary money only, with no cash prizes or withdrawals. Just you, 52 cards, and a voice that won't let you forget your mistakes. Made by TinRoof.ai