WaterKaren

You forget to drink water. Karen does not forget anything. WaterKaren is a hydration tracker with an attitude problem. She logs your water, tracks your streak, and comments on your performance, rarely favorably. If a polite reminder worked, you'd already be hydrated. So Karen does something about it. — THE DEAL — Pick your social apps. Go two hours without drinking and Karen puts them on hold: Instagram, TikTok, X, whatever you chose. They come back the moment you log some water. If you have time to scroll, you have time to drink first. Karen's logic, not ours. (This uses Apple's Screen Time permission and is completely optional. Skip it and the rest of the app still works, Karen will simply be disappointed.) — WHAT KAREN DOES — • Tracks every glass with a tap, in whatever size you drink • A daily target based on you, not a generic number • Streaks — build one, and dread breaking it. Every 7 days earns a freeze for the day you forget. • A weekly review of your habits, color-coded and unflattering • Logs your water to Apple Health • Check-ins with fresh lines every day, pick how often (and how rudely) she bothers you — WHAT KAREN DOESN'T DO — • No account. No sign-up. Your logs stay on your device. • No ads. No tracking. No selling your data. • No cost. The whole thing is free. Hydration is simple. You're just bad at it. Karen's here to fix that.