Casa de Nariño: La Garita
2 Oct 2026launched yesterday
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Limited release · 37 countriesUnited Arab Emirates, Argentina, Australia, Brazil +33 more
1.0latest version · today
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You are the guard at the gate of the Casa de Nariño, Colombia's presidential palace, in a Bogotá where it never stops raining. Everyone comes through your window: officials, journalists, a senator who thinks he owns the place, and a guy called El Mono who changes faces like shirts. Check IDs and appointments, compare every detail with the day's bulletin, and stamp APPROVED or DENIED. Every shift adds a new rule, and the line does not wait. FEATURES · 10 shifts with rules that stack up: closed offices, press cards, appointment times, alcohol, drugs and the Attorney General's WANTED poster. · Inspect mode: tap two details and compare them. The photo is not this person, the name does not match, the appointment is not for today. · X-ray scanner: run every bag through the machine and check item by item. · Guard dog, breathalyzer and a police button, bought with your pay. · Bribes: some visitors offer money once you catch them. The inspectors are watching. · IDs soaked by the downpour: rub the photo clean with your finger before comparing. · Plan Tamal, a satirical story with many endings: a senator, a journalist, Doña Blanca, El Mono and a 40-kilo tamal. · Hand-made pixel art, rain ambience and plenty of Colombian slang. · In English and Spanish. No ads, no in-app purchases and no internet needed. Everything stays on your phone. Casa de Nariño is a work of fiction and satire. Characters, offices and events are made up; any resemblance to real people is coincidental. Privacy: https://chidori-labs.vercel.app/casa-de-narino/privacyRead more
You are the guard at the gate of the Casa de Nariño, Colombia's presidential palace, in a Bogotá where it never stops raining. Everyone comes through your window: officials, journalists, a senator who thinks he owns the place, and a guy called El Mono who changes faces like shirts.
Check IDs and appointments, compare every detail with the day's bulletin, and stamp APPROVED or DENIED. Every shift adds a new rule, and the line does not wait.
FEATURES
· 10 shifts with rules that stack up: closed offices, press cards, appointment times, alcohol, drugs and the Attorney General's WANTED poster.
· Inspect mode: tap two details and compare them. The photo is not this person, the name does not match, the appointment is not for today.
· X-ray scanner: run every bag through the machine and check item by item.
· Guard dog, breathalyzer and a police button, bought with your pay.
· Bribes: some visitors offer money once you catch them. The inspectors are watching.
· IDs soaked by the downpour: rub the photo clean with your finger before comparing.
· Plan Tamal, a satirical story with many endings: a senator, a journalist, Doña Blanca, El Mono and a 40-kilo tamal.
· Hand-made pixel art, rain ambience and plenty of Colombian slang.
· In English and Spanish.
No ads, no in-app purchases and no internet needed. Everything stays on your phone.
Casa de Nariño is a work of fiction and satire. Characters, offices and events are made up; any resemblance to real people is coincidental.
Privacy: https://chidori-labs.vercel.app/casa-de-narino/privacy
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- Version 1.0First seen · 3 Oct 2026
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Limited release · 37 countries
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United Arab EmiratesArgentinaAustraliaBrazilCanadaSwitzerlandChileColombiaAlgeriaEgyptUnited KingdomGhanaHong KongIndonesiaIsraelIndiaIraqJapanSouth KoreaKazakhstanMoroccoMexicoMalaysiaNigeriaNorwayPhilippinesPakistanRussiaSaudi ArabiaSingaporeThailandTurkeyTaiwanUkraineUnited StatesVietnamSouth Africa
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