TRUST ME - A Fair Game

"A totally fair game." *not actually fair Meet the Host: a smug purple showman with a bowler hat, a monocle, and zero honesty. Before every level he tells you exactly what to do. Trust him. Then die. TRUST ME is a troll platformer where the level fights back. Floors vanish, spikes pop out of nowhere, doors run away, and the Host laughs at every single death. Every trap is fair once you see it coming. Seeing it coming is the hard part. WHAT'S INSIDE - 60 hand-made troll levels, each one a new lie - The game itself lies: fake loading screens, a fake "LEVEL COMPLETE", a fake crash, even a fake ad - A death counter that never forgets, plus a Hall of Shame on Game Center - Hints when you're stuck, and SHOW ME when you're really stuck (the Host plays it himself, smugly) - Hats for your hero, bought with monocle shards hidden in the scariest places DUO MODE: BLAME YOUR FRIEND Two phones, one level. Some traps only one of you can see. Press the wrong button and the Blame Replay goes to the tape: slow motion, a big arrow, and a verdict stamp. The Host decides whose fault it was. He is not always fair about it. YOUR VOICE, YOUR DEATHS Record your own scream for every death, a "boing" for the springs, a creak for the traps. Add effects: chipmunk, deep, robot, echo. Your voice stays on your phone, unless you share a clip. SHARE YOUR SHAME Every fail becomes a clip: the lie, the slow-motion death, your death count. Send it to the friend who said it was easy. PAY ONCE, NO ADS Levels 1-50 are free, with no ads. THE FINALE unlocks levels 51-60 and every level we add later, with one purchase. No ads, ever. Trust me. It's easy.