Horse Slop
30 Sept 2026launched 2 days ago
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n/aApple doesn’t publish installs
WorldwideSold in 50+ App Store storefronts
1.0latest version · yesterday
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You are a horse. Act normal. Clock into the world’s least productive office, survive absurd horse jobs, earn Slop$, expand your stable, unlock gloriously awkward horses, and escape into the sunny Off-Duty Valley. • Six meme-powered office jobs with neigh reactions and dramatic manga cut-ins • Ride, trot, and gallop through an explorable valley • Build a herd, care for horses, and expand your stable • Race rivals, collect stickers, and discover ridiculous secrets • Unlock new horses and accessories • Play in English or German Horse Slop mixes cozy horse care, chaotic physics, and internet-brained comedy. Contains silly fart humor, optional ads, and in-app purchases.Read more
You are a horse. Act normal.
Clock into the world’s least productive office, survive absurd horse jobs, earn Slop$, expand your stable, unlock gloriously awkward horses, and escape into the sunny Off-Duty Valley.
• Six meme-powered office jobs with neigh reactions and dramatic manga cut-ins
• Ride, trot, and gallop through an explorable valley
• Build a herd, care for horses, and expand your stable
• Race rivals, collect stickers, and discover ridiculous secrets
• Unlock new horses and accessories
• Play in English or German
Horse Slop mixes cozy horse care, chaotic physics, and internet-brained comedy. Contains silly fart humor, optional ads, and in-app purchases.
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- Version 1.0First seen · 1 Oct 2026
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