WTFP

WTFP is a plant watering reminder with an attitude. Add your plants and it tells you which ones need water today. Ignore it, and it gets ruder. HOW IT WORKS Add a plant and set how often it needs water. Once a day, at the time you choose, WTFP tells you what needs watering. Done? Tap once: in the app, on the notification, or on the widget. The next date counts from the day you actually watered, so one late week never throws off the schedule. NOT SURE WHAT PLANT IT IS? Take or choose a photo and WTFP will suggest what it might be, along with a watering schedule to start with. It's a good guess, not a botanist, so you can pick another match or type the name yourself. The photo is checked on your phone and never uploaded. IT PAYS ATTENTION Plan says every 7 days, but you water every 10? After a few waterings, WTFP notices and offers to change the plan. MORE THAN WATER • Reminders for fertilising, misting, repotting and rotating • Slower schedules in winter, if you turn them on • Rooms, photos, notes and a full history for every plant • Undo a watering you logged by mistake • Home screen and lock screen widgets PRIVATE BY DESIGN No account. No cloud. No ads. No tracking. No subscription. Your plants stay on your phone, and you can export everything to a file whenever you like. ABOUT THE ATTITUDE WTFP talks like a blunt friend from East London who cares a bit too much about your plants. It swears now and then, and the f-word is always starred out. If that's not your thing, this probably isn't your app.