RoastOS

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Your iPhone/iPad/Watch has opinions. RoastOS is a short break: open the app for a fresh roast, or leave the native desktop widget where you can see it. Dry English humor, no productivity pitch. There are no subscriptions, no ads, no account, and no paid features. Optional tips only support development. They never unlock content or functions. WHAT YOU GET • Roast or Normal — sharper sarcasm or drier asides • Native Small, Medium, and Large desktop widgets • A target cadence; WidgetKit decides when the widget actually refreshes • Roast, Settings, and Share on Medium and Large widgets (Small is the joke only) • Optional local UTF-8 TXT pack — one line, one roast, stays on the Mac • Share as text or a generated image LOCAL No account. No tracking. No remote roast service. Custom files never leave the device. Your Mac has opinions. Roast it.Read more

Your iPhone/iPad/Watch has opinions. RoastOS is a short break: open the app for a fresh roast, or leave the native desktop widget where you can see it. Dry English humor, no productivity pitch. There are no subscriptions, no ads, no account, and no paid features. Optional tips only support development. They never unlock content or functions. WHAT YOU GET • Roast or Normal — sharper sarcasm or drier asides • Native Small, Medium, and Large desktop widgets • A target cadence; WidgetKit decides when the widget actually refreshes • Roast, Settings, and Share on Medium and Large widgets (Small is the joke only) • Optional local UTF-8 TXT pack — one line, one roast, stays on the Mac • Share as text or a generated image LOCAL No account. No tracking. No remote roast service. Custom files never leave the device. Your Mac has opinions. Roast it.