Shrimp Patrol

Shrimp Patrol asks one question, a few times a day: are you shrimping right now? Answer straight from the notification. Admit you're shrimping and checks come a little more often while you build the habit; sit tall and they ease off. Ignore them and they drift back to normal. Your streak counts the days you answer, not the days you claim perfect posture, so honesty is free. WHAT YOU GET • Adaptive posture check-ins you can answer from the lock screen • Streaks and levels that reward honesty (admitting a slouch never breaks your streak) • Trends: upright percentage by day, plus a shrimp-risk-by-hour chart that finds your danger zone • Friends: share streaks by code, cheer each other on, and send a well-earned shrimp emoji when someone is slouching. Gentle ribbing only; the app enforces good manners • Tips that skip the pseudoscience: movement over perfect posture, desk setup that matters, and the few exercises with real evidence behind them, sources included PRIVATE BY DESIGN Your posture data stays on your phone. Friends is optional and anonymous: no email, no password, no tracking, no ads. Ever. Shrimp Patrol offers general wellness information, not medical advice.