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25 Sept 2026launched 5 days ago
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n/aApple doesn’t publish installs
Limited release · 37 countriesUnited Arab Emirates, Argentina, Australia, Brazil +33 more
1.0latest version · 5 days ago
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The web, before pop-up blockers. You are a cursor. Ahead of you is everything the internet ever tried to sell you, arriving in waves: FREE PHONE, VIRUS DETECTED, you are the 1,000,000th visitor. Close what you can. Thread the gaps in what you cannot. CLICKS are ammunition and they run out. BROADBAND makes you faster. MEMORY raises your ceiling. AD BLOCK absorbs one hit. AUTOCLICK gives you free fire for eight seconds. Steer by dragging anywhere, by tilting the phone, or with a paired controller. Every hit is felt through the Taptic Engine. Scores go to Game Center. There is no ad network in the popups. They are props. Nothing in this game is selling you anything, which is the joke. - Endless, with waves that tighten as you climb - Tilt steering via CoreMotion, or a hardware controller - Distinct haptics for hits, closes and breaking up - Game Center leaderboard and six achievements - Plays entirely offlineRead more
The web, before pop-up blockers.
You are a cursor. Ahead of you is everything the internet ever tried to sell
you, arriving in waves: FREE PHONE, VIRUS DETECTED, you are the 1,000,000th
visitor. Close what you can. Thread the gaps in what you cannot.
CLICKS are ammunition and they run out. BROADBAND makes you faster. MEMORY
raises your ceiling. AD BLOCK absorbs one hit. AUTOCLICK gives you free fire
for eight seconds.
Steer by dragging anywhere, by tilting the phone, or with a paired controller.
Every hit is felt through the Taptic Engine. Scores go to Game Center.
There is no ad network in the popups. They are props. Nothing in this game is
selling you anything, which is the joke.
- Endless, with waves that tighten as you climb
- Tilt steering via CoreMotion, or a hardware controller
- Distinct haptics for hits, closes and breaking up
- Game Center leaderboard and six achievements
- Plays entirely offline
Versions
- Version 1.0First seen · 25 Sept 2026
Countries
Limited release · 37 countries
Apple lists this app in a small set of storefronts, a typical sign of a test or regional launch.
United Arab EmiratesArgentinaAustraliaBrazilCanadaSwitzerlandChileColombiaAlgeriaEgyptUnited KingdomGhanaHong KongIndonesiaIsraelIndiaIraqJapanSouth KoreaKazakhstanMoroccoMexicoMalaysiaNigeriaNorwayPhilippinesPakistanRussiaSaudi ArabiaSingaporeThailandTurkeyTaiwanUkraineUnited StatesVietnamSouth Africa
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