RoastMyPortfolio

Know what your portfolio is actually costing you. Snap a screenshot of your brokerage app, or paste your holdings, and RoastMyPortfolio turns it into a brutally honest, scorecard-driven review in seconds. No account, no signup. Your first roast is free. Every portfolio gets a 0-100 Portfolio Health Score built from five scored findings. Your analysis breaks down: • Concentration: how much rides on a single name or sector • Diversification & Overlap: holdings that secretly duplicate each other • Holding Quality & Timing: positions chasing yesterday's rally • Fees & Cost Drag: the expense ratios quietly compounding against you • Behavioral Signals: the patterns in how you're actually invested Each finding ends in a one-line takeaway, and every analysis closes with a Recovery Plan, concrete portfolio management concepts to research next. No hype, no buy/sell commands. Just the numbers and the mechanism behind them. Your analysis breaks down: • Concentration: how much rides on a single name or sector • Diversification & Overlap: holdings that secretly duplicate each other • Holding Quality & Timing: positions chasing yesterday's rally • Fees & Cost Drag: the expense ratios quietly compounding against you • Behavioral Signals: the patterns in how you're actually invested Each finding ends in a one-line takeaway, and every analysis closes with a Recovery Plan, concrete portfolio management concepts to research next. No hype, no buy/sell commands. Just the numbers and the mechanism behind them. Why people use it: • Screenshot in, structured analysis out. OCR reads your brokerage app • Fee analysis that names the exact annual cost gap vs. passive index funds • Read your roasts offline. History is saved on your device • One-time unlock, no subscription, ever Your first roast is free. After that, unlock a single report, or buy a pack of three and use them one at a time. Either way it is a one-time payment. RoastMyPortfolio is educational entertainment, not financial advice. Consult a licensed advisor before acting.