Star Schtick: Space Battleship

Battleship went to space, hired a sarcastic crew, and got funnier. Hunt a hidden alien fleet on a 9×9 starfield — and listen to your bridge crew narrate every hit, miss, and questionable decision like a Saturday- morning space opera. FOUR FLAVORS OF TROUBLE Fight your way up a ladder of alien fleets, each with its own art, music, and comedy: the aggressively apologetic Blorpians, the middle-management warrior Krellek, the insufferably elegant Vantiri Choir, and The Unblinking — an eye that saw your strategy before you had one. EVERY ENEMY HAS A TELL The Krellek announce their torpedoes. The Vantiri scan before they strike. The Unblinking's cheating eye dilates on schedule. Learn the tells, evade at the right moment, and turn their signature moves against them. COMMAND, DON'T JUST GUESS Manage an energy budget across three weapons, sensor sweeps, evasive maneuvers, and a bridge roster of three officers with active abilities. Every turn is a small tactical decision — and someone on your bridge has an opinion about it. MADE FOR YOUR POCKET One-handed portrait play, battles in minutes, save-and-continue mid-fight, and a daily patrol where everyone in the galaxy gets the same war. Free. No ads. No account. Your saves stay on your device. Pure schtick.