This Game Hates You
4 Sept 2026launched 26 days ago
0.00 ratings
n/aApple doesn’t publish installs
WorldwideSold in 50+ App Store storefronts
1.0latest version · 25 days ago
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Do not download The Game That Hates You. We mean it. Mostly. Kind of. Look — if you’re still reading, that’s already a bad sign. Something here will disagree with you. Something else will smile while it does. There may be “help.” There may be a button labeled Play. Treat both with suspicion. You will press things. Things will press back. Progress is a rumor. Victory is a rumor with better lighting. If you like apps that hold your hand: leave. If you like apps that hide the hand and then roast you for looking: stay. No cozy vibes. No gentle tutorials. No emotional support mascot. Just you, a bad attitude, and a little mystery about who is actually playing whom. Still here? Fine. Download it. Get roasted. Maybe learn something. Probably not. We’re already judging you.Read more
Do not download The Game That Hates You.
We mean it. Mostly. Kind of. Look — if you’re still reading, that’s already a bad sign.
Something here will disagree with you. Something else will smile while it does. There may be “help.” There may be a button labeled Play. Treat both with suspicion.
You will press things. Things will press back. Progress is a rumor. Victory is a rumor with better lighting. If you like apps that hold your hand: leave. If you like apps that hide the hand and then roast you for looking: stay.
No cozy vibes. No gentle tutorials. No emotional support mascot. Just you, a bad attitude, and a little mystery about who is actually playing whom.
Still here?
Fine.
Download it.
Get roasted.
Maybe learn something.
Probably not.
We’re already judging you.
Versions
- Version 1.0First seen · 4 Sept 2026
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Worldwide
Apple lists this app in 50 or more storefronts, so it is available almost everywhere.
Turkey
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