Last Human: Dodge the Bots

Re: Workforce Optimization Update AutoBot 9000 has absorbed your team's Q3 deliverables. Please collect your plant. Your team was "optimized away." The bots have their desks. Yours is next. Last Human is a free satirical arcade game about being the only human left in an AI-automated office. Dodge the bots as they sweep the floor, grab the coffee before it goes cold, and punch the time clock before your shift timer hits zero. WHAT THIS GAME WILL NEVER DO - No subscriptions, no energy timers, no daily login rewards, no accounts. - Plays offline. On a plane, on the subway, with no wifi at all - the game needs no connection and no account. - No servers to shut down. The game you install is the whole game. - Ads appear on the memo screen between floors, never during play. A one-time "Remove Ads" purchase removes those for good. Out of lives, you can choose to watch an ad to clock back in - optional, once per run. Remove Ads owners clock back in free, no ad. - No bot ever moves as fast as you. A clear lane is always an escape. HOW TO PLAY Swipe to move your office worker across a top-down office floor plan. Bots patrol, chase and hunt you through the desks. Dodge them, grab what you can, and reach the time clock before the shift timer runs out. Lose all your lives and your position is deprecated. Between levels, a full-screen corporate memo appears: Re: Workforce Optimization Update - AutoBot 9000 has absorbed your team's Q3 deliverables. Please collect your plant. That's the ad break. And the punchline. 100 FLOORS One hundred departments, from Reception to the top of the tower, on one smoothly escalating difficulty curve. Floors grow bigger and mazier, and new machines stage in as you climb: - Standard bots patrol fixed sweeps - Rogue Roombas ricochet off the walls - Enhanced bots break off and chase you - Meeting bots bounce around erratically - Hunters path through the maze straight at you WHAT YOU CAN GRAB - Coffee - a burst of speed - Stress ball - brief invincibility - USB drive - an extra life - Shield - one free hit, and you start every floor with one Earn up to three stars a floor by finishing without losing a life and scoring well above par. ABOUT THIS GAME Last Human is economic satire in the tradition of editorial cartoons. The villain isn't the bots - it's the memo. You're the underdog. The bots are just following instructions. From the developer of Powell Prowl: Rate Chase. DETAILS - Free to play, no subscriptions. One-time "Remove Ads" purchase, restorable. It removes the between-floor ads and makes the once-per-run revive free. - Ads appear on the corporate memo screen between levels, never during play - Plays offline. Progress and best score stay on your device - no account, no sign-up - iPhone only, portrait, iOS 16.6+ - No real companies, no real AI systems - abstract cartoon bots only PRIVACY Last Human asks Apple's tracking permission once. Allow it and ads can be more relevant to you; decline and ads stay non-personalized. No ads at all are shown in the EEA, the UK or Switzerland. There is no account. The app sends anonymous usage counts (which floors get played) and anonymous crash reports; you can switch the usage counts off in Settings. SATIRE NOTICE This is a satirical game and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any company, AI system, or organization. No real individuals appear in this app.