Sarcastical

Sarcastical is a calculator that works properly and, every so often, has something to say about the number it has just given you. It is not a joke app with a keypad. It is a real calculator where the humour is rare, and rare is the whole point. Most results are met with complete silence. Occasionally a small text face at the bottom of the tape types out a verdict on your arithmetic. Very occasionally it doubts the number out loud, then admits it was right all along. THE CALCULATOR - Correct precedence, nested brackets, unary minus, percentages - Incomplete expressions resolve instead of complaining - A tape of your last operations, always in view - Long press the result to copy it - Thousands separators, six decimal places, not a rounded corner in sight THE VERDICTS Written by hand, never generated, and written for here. The council tax, the boiler, the MOT and the deposit that never came back all turn up eventually. Each line comments on the number without ever contradicting it. VOICES YOU CAN BUY The house voice is included. Each pack rewrites every verdict in a different one, and you choose who speaks. - The Accountant. Polite, exhausted, passive-aggressive in audit language. - The Nihilist. Every number is equally meaningless, and says so quietly. - The Lawyer. Counsel for the defence. Every total argued in your favour. - Adults Only. The same ledger, kept off the record. 18+. QUIET MODE One switch in settings turns every reaction off and leaves a plain calculator behind. No hard feelings. NO ACCOUNTS. NO TRACKING. NO SUBSCRIPTION. Nobody subscribes to a calculator. Buy it once. Personality packs are optional, one-off purchases. VERDICT ISSUED. NO APPEAL.