Glass Half Dead

Aim. Shoot. Make something regret existing. Glass Half Dead is a fast, funny, ridiculously satisfying target-smashing game, built for quick hits of pure stress relief. Pick a playground, grab a weapon, and splat everything before the 45-second clock runs out. You can't lose. You can only score higher. BACKYARD BOTTLE RANGE: Pistol Smug cartoon bottles line up on a sunny fence, taunt you ("Bet you miss."), then EXPLODE into glass and screaming flying face-bits. SAUCER SMACKDOWN: The Buzzkill Beam Strap into the cockpit and laser cocky little aliens out of the sky. They zip, they hover, they livestream your misses to the galaxy. JUNK FOOD FOOD-FIGHT: Whipped-Cream Cannon A county-fair snack stand comes alive: a smug donut, a drama-queen pizza slice and a "my diet starts Monday" attitude. SPLAT them into rainbow frosting. Watch for the two-bite Donut Boss. CUBICLE UPRISING: Rubber-Band Gun It's 4:59 on a Friday and your office supplies have HAD IT. A "per my last email" stapler, a demanding mug, a doomer marker, then brace for the REPLY-ALL STORM as sticky notes surge in. Send them all to OUT OF OFFICE. The most cathartic 45 seconds of your work week. BUILT FOR COMBOS Chain hits to climb from x1 to x5 while an over-the-top announcer loses it ("DESSERT STORM!"). Streaks earn big bonuses and extra time. Screen shake, slow-mo finishers, and a satisfying CRUNCH on every hit. EVERYTHING BREAKS Every shot leaves a mark: walls crack, glass shatters, debris piles up. A hot combo unlocks BURST FIRE to clear whole clusters at once (DOUBLE SMASH!). And when the mess gets big enough, a cleaner shows up to sweep it away. He dodges, he hides, and he is worth a fortune if you can catch him. GENUINELY FUNNY Every target has a personality and a one-liner, and the jokes show on screen even with the sound off. - Free: the whole game, no strings - NO ads. NO in-app purchases. NO data collected. Plays offline. - One-handed: just tap what you want to hit - A separate high score for every scene - Challenge friends: share your score in a tap How high can you score before the buzzer?