Vibe Court: Roast Me

Vibe Court is a comedy app that puts you on trial. Choose a court, press and hold the brass seal, and the court photographs you as evidence. Answer one question under oath. The bench examines both and hands down a score out of 100, a formal charge, some remarks you did not ask for, and a sentence you probably deserve. THE COURT SHOWS ITS WORKING Every finding is read out with your verdict: what the photo revealed, what your plea cost you, and how the numbers add up. The evidence photo is examined on your phone, never saved, and never leaves it. FOUR COURTS - Vibe Court, for general aura offences - Fit Court, for crimes of the wardrobe - Playlist Court, for offences against the aux - Group Chat Court, for text-based misconduct YOU MAY APPEAL Twice. It rarely helps. The court does not enjoy being second-guessed, and the remarks tend to get worse. SET THE SENTENCING GUIDELINES Lenient, Fair, or Merciless, depending on how you are feeling and how much you can take today. KEEP THE RECORD Every verdict goes into your Case File, filterable by court. Your Rap Sheet tracks your lifetime average, your recent form, your streak, your finest hour, and your lowest point. SHARE THE DAMAGE Each verdict renders as a card you can send straight to the group chat that is probably the reason you are here in the first place. NO ACCOUNT. NO INTERNET. NO SERVER. Vibe Court runs entirely on your iPhone. There is nothing to sign up for, nothing is uploaded, and your case file never leaves your device. Vibe Court is a joke. The verdicts are comedy and are not an assessment of you, your outfit, your music, or your friendships. Please do not take legal advice from your phone.